Privacy Statement

We log the domain from which you are visiting our site. The email address you use and your home address. We have a record of the color of your underwear and are currently trying to sell this information to anyone with a dollar to their name. WE ONLY SELL YOUR INFO TO EX-CONS, CHILD MOLESTERS AND RAPISTS. If we cannot sell your information to anyone then we will give it away. Probably to random people on the street. Hopefully people who have a porn site and bulk email on an hourly basis. We are currently looking for people willing to spam you on a minutely basis so as to irritate you even more severely. We make no attempt to allow you to be remove from the mailing list. If any attempt is made then we will spam newsgroups using your email as the return address. We also will send bomb threats to your children's school under their name. We will also kill your dog. Thank you for visiting our site. Please come again.