How to tell you have no life

-You've never met most of your friends in real life because they're all online.

-you change your screen saver more often than your underware.

-You once were going to go to a movie with someone but found out that
they actually bought an iMac and immediatedaly ended the relationship
right then and there.

-You missed haley's comet because the internet had not yet been 
invented for you to watch it on.

-Three years ago, you discovered that if you sat on a toilet, you 
would never have to ever leave your room again.

-Today you sit on that toilet and order all of your food and other
needs to your house via internet.

-You figured out what your name in binary is and request people to
call you 010011010111100100100000011100000110000101110011011100110111011101101111011100100110010000100000011010010111001101000000011101110111011101110111001011100111011101100101001100010011000101100101011100100010111001100011011011110010111001110101011010110010111101101000011101000111001100101101011100000110000101110011011100110110010101110011
for short.

-you're still reading this

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