- Spent a evening removing the vendor's bugs from all of your programs?
- Did it take you less than an hour?
- Wrote your own computer language because you didn't like any of the ones that are out right now?
- Read classified FBI and CIA files in your spare time?
- Transfered over $100,000 to your bank account using only a computer and a modem?
- Memorized all the lines in Monty Pothyon, Wargames, and the Star Trek movies?
- Have you ever played D&D?
- Do you still play D&D?
- Does your charater have a better life than you do?
- Do you use the internet to find out what the weather outside is like?
- Are all of your internet bookmarks linked to hacker sites?
- Can you read a program in binary?
- Can you form complete sentences using only acronyms?
- Do you remember what sunlight looks like?