The Tornado that Gave a Warning
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Once there was a tornado named Huey. Huey wasn't like the other
tornados. He always thought it was impolite to come into town without
letting anyone know first. The other tornados would rip a hole
in the Earth without so much as a R.S.V.P.ing first. Huey wanted
to be different. He wanted to let people know he was coming to town.

	So Huey picked up a map at a local gas station and then
randomly decided where he would visit. "I know, I'll find a place
with a lot of trailer homes," he said.
	So off Huey went, to the middle of tornado alley. When Huey
got there he wasn't sure how he was going to let people know he
was coming. He though about it for a long time. Then he decided
he would knock on door's just like the door-to-door salesmen do.
So he found a nice little white house with a swing out on the porch.
"Knock, knock" he rapped on the door. The door slowly opened by a
nice old lady who was surprised to see him. Huey said "Hi there.
My names Huey. I'll be staying here in town for a while. The woman
smiled at Huey and thought of how considerate of a tornado he was.
"Let me just get my things..." said the old woman right as Huey
knocked in the front door. The woman was thrown to the floor to weak
to get up. Huey centered himself over the top of the house to create
a partial vacuum. "I learned this from the weather channel" Huey
proudly exclaimed. And with a greater air pressure inside the house
he ripped the roof completely off the small house. "Wow" said Huey
excitedly. The woman tried to hold onto something sturdy but couldn't
reach it in time. In a flash of a moment she was whipped up into the
air and tossed three miles to the East. "Wow, look at her go," said
Huey. Upon hitting the ground she died instantly, but Huey didn't
noticed because he was busy uprooting the concrete pilings that were
so carefully laid in place. "This is fun" said Huey as he ripped
opened the family cat in an explosive bang.
	Huey had destroyed most of the house in just a few seconds,
but he felt pretty tired and didn't want to do another one right away.
So Huey took his winds and carried them out of town. "That was so
much fun. I can't wait to do it again someday," said Huey as he went
back into the upper atmosphere for the birds to fly in. Huey knew
that one day he would be strong enough to destroy a whole town,
"And when that day comes. I'm gonna let everyone know I'm coming!"