The Day God Was Wrong
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	One day Billy was reading a passage in the bible and noticed
an inconsistency with some of the stuff.
	Billy told his mom that god was wrong. But Billy's mom said
"God is never wrong. Now go out and play." But Billy was convinced
that god was wrong.
	The next day was Sunday. And every Sunday Billy goes to
church. After the sermon, Billy told the priest that god was wrong.
But the priest said, "No son, you are mistaken. God is never wrong."
	Billy wondered about this and began to think that maybe he was
wrong about god. But he still felt unsure. So one night he prayed
to god and told him that he was wrong. Before Billy's eyes in a 
puff of smoke appeared the almighty. God told Billy "I am never wrong.
I am God." So Billy showed him in the bible where the mistake was.
And god said "Holy Jesus. You're right, Billy. I was wrong. All those
millions of years and I've never caught that. Oh and to think of how
many people are in hell now because of that little mistake. I'd better
fix it right away." And as soon as he arrived he vanished without a
trace into thin air.
	Billy smiled to himself and thought, "I knew premarital sex
wasn't a sin." And Billy will always remember the day that god was
wrong.