About me:
I am not down to Earth and am very dishonest. I am not a faithful person. I am
close minded and immature about things, like the time of day. I hate dancing,
watching movies, going out, and listening to music. I just about hate everything.
I'm am very non outgoing person and I hate having fun. I do like to be quite bored
though. If this sounds like the type of person you would like to get to know, remember,
I probably will never learn your name and just use you for whatever. Write
if your interested, but don't expect me to answer back.

What I'm looking for:
I am looking for a brain dead being. Preferably someone who has recently died.
I'm talking VERY low maintenance. Someone that is very non-charming to say the least.
Spontaneous people are out of the question. They make me jumpy. I also need someone
who is very shy. If I can read you then I probably know too much already. I would
hope to meet someone whom I don't have to meet up with their parents,... since you would
have recently killed them both off already.

I really don't need someone who can make me laugh, because it will probably be you
I'll be laughing at. I am not picky about looks, money, or personality. But if your ugly,
poor, or dull; need not apply.
I don't respect honesty, so if you're trying to tell me something and I clap my hands
quickly over my ears--this means the conversation is over.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a desperate loser posting an ad to get laid...

I can't remember what I was going to say next... Oh well... It'll come back to me
later in your bedroom.

Is this you? If so email me and give me your address.

...I'll be watching you.